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▲: H3LLO >:]
▼: sup tz
▲: OH GR33T1NGS
▲: D4V3 YOU R34LLY SHOULD3NT M4K3 M3 S4Y H3LLO, 1 WOULD R4TH3R YOU ST4RT3D TH3 CONV3RS4T1ON, 1 4M 4 L4DY YOU KNOW >:]
▼: sorry but who said i was a gentleman
▼: also lady dont make me laugh
▼: you are as ladylike as a hippo excrement
▲: >>>>:[
▲: D4V3 NO N33D TO B3 SO CRU3L
▲: 1 SHOULD T34CH YOU 4 L3SSON >:]
▼: yeah ok
▲: GOD YOU R34LLY KNOW HOW TO 1RR1T4T3 M3 NOW DON'T YOU?
▼: yes
▼: its really easy
▼: not to mention simple
▼: ridiculously simple
▲: YOU'R3 SUCH 4 J3RK D4V3
▼: a cool jerk
▲: 1 3V3N TRY TO B3 N1C3 TO YOU
▲: SOM3T1M3S
▼: bullshit
▼: when are you ever nice to me
▲: H3H3H3H3 >:]
▲: 1 LOV3 1T WH3N YOU G3T 4LL 4NGRY
▼: what
▼: im not angry
▲: OH R34LLY?
▲: YOUR L3TT3RS SM3LL 4NGRY
▲: ST34M1NG W1TH UPH3LD P4SS1ON4T3 1RR1T4T1ON
▼: dont start with your creepy red fetish now
▲: BUT TH3Y 4R3 D3L1C1OUS!
▼: yeah sure
▲: C4NDY R3D <3
▲: 1 COULD DO TH1S 4LL D4Y
▼: ok
▲: 1ICK1NG TH1S SCR33N
▲: T4ST1NG YOUR L3TT3RS
▼: thats just gross
▲: YUMMY
▲: >:]
▼: no wonder karkat is always ragging on you
▼: thats just disgusting
▲: H3 JUST DO3S3NT UND3RST4ND
▲: 1TS 4M4Z1NG
▲: H3 WOULD KNOW 1F H3 TR13D 1T
▲: JUST HOW GOOD 1T 1S
▼: yeah no
▼: its disgusting and gross
▼: end of story
▼: i dont care how good i taste
▼: i mean my text tastes
▲: H3H3H3!!!
▼: shut up
▲: 1 WOND3R HOW YOU T4ST3 D4V3 >:]
▲: WH4T COLOR 1S YOUR BLOOD D4V3?
▲: R3D
▲: C4NDY R3D
▲: YOU WOULD T4ST3 JUST 4S GOOD <3
▲: 4S YOUR L3TT3RS
▲: NO
▲: B3TT3R
▼: were not like trolls
▼: our blood is not our text
▼: thats creepy and weird too
▼: you guys just parade around with your blood colors everywhere
▲: NOOOO!
▲: WH4T COLOR 4R3 YOU TH3N?
▲: T3LL M3 D4V3 >:]
▼: no
▼: if i tell you this could degrade into something potentially nasty
▼: im not up for that at the moment sorry
▲: HMMM?
▲: WOULD3NT TH4T TR4NSL4T3 TO "MY BLOOD 1S R3D?"
▼: stop jumping to conclusions jegus
▼: youre worse than rose
▲: H4H4H4!
▲: NOW 1 KNOW 1M R1GHT
▲: B3C4US3 YOU GOT 4LL D3F3NS1V3
▲: H3H3H3H3 >:]
▼: what
▼: im not being defensive
▲: Y3S
▲: Y3S 4ND YOU WOULD3NT T3LL M3
▲: SO 1 4SSUM3
▲: TH4T YOU 4R3
▼: dont get your hopes up tz
▲: R3D <3
▼: our genetic material
▲: R333333D <3<3<3<3
▼: get a load of that
▼: is not the same color as our blood
▲: WH4T!?
▲: TH4T'S... R34LLY STR4NG3
▼: no its not
▲: BUT 1 COULD ST1LL T4ST3 TH3 R3D
▲: 1 COULD
▼: would you rather black then
▲: NOOOOOOOO!!!
▼: black like the bottom of noirs foot
▲: UGH
▲: GROSS >>>:[
▼: too late
▲: NOOO!
▲: D4V3!
▲: HOW COULD YOU DO TH1S TO M3!
▼: easily
▲: YOU'R3 4 HORR1BL3 P3RSON
▲: 4ND YOUR T3XT 1S D1SGUST1NG
▼: like noirs foot right
▲: H4H4!
▼: imagine where that foot has been
▲: NOW 1'M R3D!
▼: wow tz really
▼: really
▲: RED
▲: R3D
▼: was that really fucking necessary
▲: R3D
▲: R3D
▲: R3D
▲: MMMM
▲: TH3 SCR33N 1S D3L1C1OUS
▼: yeah ok
▲: 4LL R3D <3
▼: im done with chatting with alien girls
▼: theyre all crazy
▼: batshit insane
▲: 1 WON'T STOP UNL3SS YOU CH4NG3 B4CK!
▼: okay im leaving then bye
▲: HOW RUD3
▲: W3 4R3 NOT 1NS4N3!
▼: i dont even know what alien girls look like
▲: W3 LOOK L1K3 YOU
▼: oh really
▲: W1TH GR3Y SK1N 4ND HORNS
▲: NON3 OF YOUR W34K P1NK FL3SH
▲: 4HHH!
▲: YOU'R3 R3D 4G41N!
▲: <3
▼: yes im red
▼: the most red
▼: the reddest red
▼: the real question
▼: is
▲: 1S?
▼: is
▲: 1S WH4T?!
▲: >>>:[
▲: D4V3?
▲: D4444V333!!!
▼: how how are you
▼: shit typo
▼: forget it
▲: NO!
▲: NOT FORG3T1NG!
▼: im going to crawl back to egbert now
▲: NO!
▼: to build up my ego
▲: ST4Y H3R3 D4V3
▲: PL33334S3!
▼: comparing myself to dorks always does the trick
▼: im simply too cool
▲: Y3S D4V3
▲: 1 KNOW
▲: 4ND...
▲: 1'M JUST F1N3 >;]
▼: alright
▼: the question is
▼: how hot are you on a scale from dumb worm to the sun
▲: H4H4!
▲: 1 C4N'T 4NSW3R TH4T B3C4US3 1 GU3SS YOU WOULD H4V3 TO B3 THE JUDG3
▼: oh shit
▼: tz cant answer
▼: must be ugly
▲: M34N13!
▲: ON3 S3COND
▼: ok
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▲: GO TH3R3
▲: 1T'S M3 <3
▲: >:]
▼: creepy red eyes much
▼: nah im just trolling tz
▼: i know what you look like
▲: J3RK
▼: yes thats me
▲: 1'M BL1ND OF COURS3 MY 3Y3'S 4R3N'T NORM4L!
▼: wow really
▼: i would have never guessed
▲: YOU J3RK
▲: 1 H4T3 YOU
▼: love you too
▲: !!!
▲: WH4T?
▼: joke tz
▼: jegus
▼: what did you think i meant
▲: GOG YOU MOTH3RFUCK3R...
▲: TH4NK GOG 1 D1DN'T R3SPOND W1TH 4NYTH1NG BUT 4 QU3ST1ON
▲: H3H3
▼: whoa
▼: whoa there
▲: H3H3H3!
▲: WHO4 TH3R3 WON'T STOP M3 FROM 4NYTH1NG D4V3
▲: >:]
▼: ok thats too far
▼: i meant it as a joke
▼: do you know what a joke is
▼: no of course not
▼: you hang out with karkat karkat couldnt tell a joke if it tapdanced naked in front of his sorry ass
▲: H1S 4SS 1S NOT TH4T SORRY
▲: 1TS PR3TTY UN-SORRY 1F YOU 4SK M3 >:]
▼: oh sweet jegus
▼: no
▼: stop right there
▼: if you start up on troll guys i am leaving
▼: im sure his ass his great
▼: i dont really care
▲: H3H3H3
▲: C4N'T YOU T4K3 4 JOK3 D4V3 >:]
▲: H3H3H3H3
▼: tz your jokes are not jokes
▼: a joke has to be funny
▼: thats the way it works
▲: TH4T W4S H4L4R1OUS
▼: stop
▼: im leaving then
▼: take you and your crappy jokes away from my being
▲: NOOO!
▼: its ruining the cool
▲: NO, W1TH YOU H3R3 STUFF ST4YS COOL
▲: 3V3N THOUGH 1 DON'T W4NT 1T TOO >:[
▼: i love you
▲: ?
▲: R34LLY?
▲: D4V3?
▼: hahahahahahaha
▼: oh this is rich
▼: this is better than the time egbert told me the juice story
▲: FUCK YOU
▲: D4V3 YOU 4R3 SUCH 4N 4SS!
▲: 1 M34N YOUA;HF;CEAWEKMWA;X
▲: ;NAHV;IOEFWA
▲: HEY FUCKASS

▲: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
▼: sup karkat
▲: TEREZI'S OVER HERE CRYING A FUCKING RIVER DAMN IT!
▲: THERE'S TEAL ALL OVER THE DAMN FLOOR!
▼: cool ok
▲: FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SHITTY HUMAN HUMOR.
▼: if you even knew what humor is
▲: WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO HAVE TO CLEAN THIS UP.
▼: which you dont
▼: you
▼: this makes it even better hahahaha
▲: NO IT DOESEN'T
▼: chill out karkat
▲: DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE MY FUCKING EXISTENCE HARDER BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKING SHITTY ASS JOKES.
▼: youre the one being the jerk here let me remind you
▲: GOG YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING RETARD.
▲: LISTED
▼: one tz is your pseudo girlfriend or something
▲: *LISTEN
▲: NO
▲: GOG NOT
▲: EVEN
▼: make her feel better or something
▲: FUCKING
▲: CLOSE
▲: SHIT
▲: NO
▲: NO
▲: NO
▼: two youre only worried about the gog damn floor
▼: what kind of boyfriend behavior is that
▲: I'M NOT WITH TEREZI
▲: WE ARE
▲: NOT
▲: TOGETHER
▲: AT
▲: ALL
▼: yeah sure
▲: NEVER
▲: FUCKING
▲: WILL
▲: BE
▼: why
▼: sloppy makeouts and everything right
▲: WHAT THE FUCK
▲: DAVE YOU ARE SO CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE.
▼: cool
▼: i dont really care
▲: I MEAN TERJIFEOW;AHIFO;A
▲: VHEWO;ACFJDSA'

▲: D4V3
▲: DON'T L1ST3N TO H1M
▼: dont worry i wasnt
▼: why was he even shitting his pants anyway
▲: 1 DON'T KNOW
▲: H3 HYJ4CK3D MY COMPUT3R THOUGH
▲: >:[
▲: 1 H4D TO F1GHT FOR 1T B4CK
▲: 1 W4S3NT CRY1NG
▲: 1T WAS
▲: NOTH1NG
▲: H3 W4S LY1NG
▲: TH3R3 1S NOTH1NG ON TH3 FLOOR
▼: sure
▼: dont pretend you cried waterfalls of
▼: whatever color your text blood is
▼: im sure you did
▲: NO
▲: 1 D1DN'T CRY 4NYTH1NG
▲: NOTH1NG
▼: really
▼: are you sure
▲: TH3R3 W4S NO T34RS
▲: NON3
▼: i can get karkat
▲: NO YOU C4N'T!
▲: HOW TH3 H3LL WOULD YOU DO TH4T?!
▼: if i call him will he come
▼: karkat is the sole troll who was witness to these tears
▼: tears of
▼: i dont even know
▼: frustration at lack of cool
▲: GOG
▲: YOU WOULD R34LLY DO 1T TOO WOULD3N'T YOU
▲: TH3R3 W3R3 NO T34RS >>>:[
▼: yes
▼: im sure there weren't
▼: how i do get karkat
▼: do i just
▼: hey karkat has a hot ass
▼: will he come now
▲: NO H3 WON'TJEWIAO;HFE;WA
▲: H3LL NOWHEIA
▲: NOTH;IA T GONN4
▲: H4PP2NTIEW'A

▲: WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT MY ASS
▲: WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKASS WAS THIS ABOUT MY FUCKING ASS
▼: sup karkat
▲: WHAT THE FUCK
▼: can you verify the existence of tears
▼: can you or can you not
▼: that is the question
▲: SHE WAS FUCKING CRYING A FUCKING RAINSTORM ABOUT FIVE MINUTES AGO
▲: SHIT SHE'S NOT DONE
▼: she says shes fine
▲: SHE JUST KEEPS FUCKING CRYING
▲: GOOD JOB DIPSHIT
▲: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO
▼: thank you
▼: i said i love you
▲: WHAT
▲: THE
▲: FUCK
▲: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.
▲: I'M THE LEADER I SHOULD KNOW THESE THINGS.
▼: sorry karkat
▼: im just too cool to fall under your leadership
▼: if you can even call it that
▼: but hey at least you can know that
▼: im not hitting on your psuedo girlfriend
▼: not at all
▲: WHY WOULD SHE CRY BECAUSE OF THAT.
▲: I DON'T FUCKING GET IT.
▼: oh i was joking
▲: WAIT
▼: i dont know
▼: does she not like jokes
▲: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND
▲: SHE LOVES JOKES
▼: does your girlfriend not like jokes
▲: SHE LOVES THEM
▲: AND SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND
▲: NO
▼: yeah ok
▲: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT
▲: GOOD JOB FUCKHEAD
▲: SHES STILL FUCKING AT IT
▲: I'M FUCKING DRENCHED
▲: COVERED IN TEAL SHIT
▼: well whys she crying then
▼: riddle me that vantas
▲: ONE SECOND
▲: I'M GONNA GO UP AND LOOK
▲: CHECK OUT THIS FAN FUCKING TASTIC CONVERSATION
▼: hahahaha
▼: have fun idiot
▲: WHOA
▲: THIS WAS REALLY FUCKNG MESSED UP
▲: OF COURSE SHE'S FUCKING CRYING
▲: SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE SERIOUS FUCKASS
▼: cool ok
▼: it was a joke
▼: and it wasnt even that good
▼: whys she crying
▲: SHE'S PROBABLY FUCKING RED FOR YOU OR SOME WEIRD ASS SHIT.
▲: FUCKING RED FOR A HUMAN
▲: WHAT THE FUCK TEREZI
▼: what does that even mean
▼: yes my text is red
▼: yes my blood is red
▼: no my genetic material is not red
▼: this convo happened already
▲: AW FUCK
▲: I MEAN IN FUCKING LOVE WITH YOU DIPSHIT
▲: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
▲: SHIT
▲: NOW SHE'S JUST MAJORLY MESSED UP
▼: what
▲: A SOBBING FUCKING LUMP OF TEAL
▲: IT'S PATHETIC
▲: GOOD JOB MORON
▲: FUCK NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH BOTH OF YOU
▼: fuck off karkat
▼: put her back on
▲: WHAT THE HELL
▲: FINE
▲: HERE
▲: SHE'S UP OFF THE FUCKING FLOOR NOW

▲: WH4T
▲: WH4T 1S 1T D4V3
▲: WH4T DO YOU W4NT
▼: hey tz
▼: karkat verified the tears
▲: 1 DON'T C4R3
▼: hey
▲: 1T DO3S3NT M4TT3R
▼: im fucking sorry
▼: okay
▲: WH4T3V3R
▲: YOU'R3 PROB4BLY JUST JOK1NG 4G41N
▼: no
▼: im not
▼: jegus tz you always make it so hard
▲: 1T'S F1N3
▲: 1 DON'T C4R3
▲: 1 KNOW YOU JUST DO TH1S TO M3SS W1TH M3
▼: no i dont
▼: i only talk to you because
▼: well
▼: i like you
▼: no scratch that
▲: WH4T TH3N
▲: YOU H4T3 M3?
▲: YOU DON'T L1K3 M3 SO WH4T 3LS3 COULD 1T B3
▼: i love you
▲: YOU'R3 LY1NG
▲: 1 WON'T F4LL FOR TH1S 4G41N
▲: NOT 4G41N
▼: shit
▼: i
▼: what else do you want me to ddo
▲: W3LL 4R3 YOU T3LL1NG M3 TH3 TRUTH?
▼: yes
▼: jegus christ
▼: this is entirely too stressful
▲: W3LL D4V3
▲: 1 B3L1V3 YOU TH3N
▲: LOV3 1S TH3 S4M3 TH1NG 4S B31NG R3D
▲: SO TH4T WOULD M34N
▼: alright ill take your weird troll romance
▲: 1
▲: 1 LOV3 YOU TOO D4V3
▼: shit i love you too
▲: FOR ONC3 1'M NOT SUR3 WH4T TO S4Y
▲: W3LL
▲: ...
▲: <3
▼: ugh i will not
▼: i will not do that dumb heart thing
▲: PL3334S3?
▲: JUST ONC3
▲: FOR M3?
▼: ugh
▼: ...
▼: <3
▲: 1T T4ST3S
▲: L1K3
▲: H4PPY
▲: OR
▲: GOG
▲: JUST
▲: R34LLY GOOD
▼: okay
▼: well tz
▼: i need to talk to egbert
▼: catch you later!
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